You say you really know me
You're not afraid to show me, what is in your eyes
Saturday, January 16, 2010 / 7:54 PM

hello!!
here to post a message
that message make mi laugh A LOT!
hahas..
Solomon sent it to mi at 11.46am 17/01/10

British English VS Singapore English...
One may conclude that our English is kanasai...
but actually,
its simple,
short,
concise,
straight to the point,
effective etc..

When giving customers bad news,


British: Im sorry, Sir, it seems that we do not have the sweater in your size.
SG: Bo stock

Returning a call,

British: Hello this is John Smith. Did anyone call me a few minutes ago?
SG: Hello, you call me ar?

Asking someone to make way

British: Excuse me, i would like to get by, would you make way?
SG: Siam leh

When someone stare,

British: What is it you are staring at?
SG: See what see?

When someone is noisy

British: Stop talking so loudly here..
SG: Diam lah

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