You say you really know me
You're not afraid to show me, what is in your eyes
Monday, February 22, 2010 / 3:37 AM
sorry a bit busy..
so today only post this k..
sorry!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mphon motorcycle
Girl:slow down,i'm scared
Guy:no.this is fun
Girl:it's not ,please slow down..
Guy:then you tell me you love me and give me a hug
(the girl did so)
Guy:can you take my helmet and put it on yourself,its really bothering me
The next day in the news paper:"motorcycle crashed into a building due brake failure.
2 people in the crash,but only 1 survived."
The truth was that halfway through the guy relized the brakes were not working,
but he did not want the girl to know.
So he had her to hug him and tell him that she love him 1 last time.
Then he has her put on helmet so she would live,
even if meant he would die.
(Angeline 19.02.10 , 10.45PM)
经典误会
1. 忽视看见病人喝酒，走过去叮嘱到:小心肝！
病人微笑道:小宝贝。
2.公车上,女售票员见伊男乘客掉了包烟,便提醒他:同志,你烟掉了
男乘客大怒:你才淹掉了！
3.地铁里，站着的孕妇对身旁坐着的陌生男子说:你不知道我怀孕吗？
男子十分紧张到: 可孩子不是我的呀！
4.小瓜贩叫卖:快来是西瓜，不甜不要钱！
饥渴的路人应到:来个不甜的！
5.男孩问:你喜欢什么样的男孩？
女孩说:投缘的.
男孩伤心问:头扁一点的不行吗？
understand?hahas..
God really saw our sadness?
Hard times are really over?
